Little Girl: my parents said I can be anything I want
Puppet: that is the gay-est shit I have ever heard
I will keep the band going if you walk to brooklyn and get me a sugar...– P. Diddy ( actually Dave Chappelle )
Don’t get mad at me shortbus– Chris Rock
You know what they say, once you kill a Cow you gotta make a hamburger– Lady GaGa-Telephone
A few of my favorite things. ^.^
The sun coming across a clear blue sky. Road trips to New York. Shopping in New York. Getting a new useful app. Getting good grades. A light breeze of wind. A sunday morning drive to anywhere we feel like going. Stepping on crunchy pine cones. Watching the fall colors come to life. The first snowflake of winter. Christmas in New York. Shopping on 5th Avenue, 3rd Avenue, & Madison Avenue....
King Julien: I want watch the computer, I mean I want to be on the computer. wait what is a computer?
Mort: I like computers
King Julien: So you know?
Mort: No. .. But i don't have to know, to like
I (heart) you Jai Davis
9/10 you don’t find a friend that you know you will always know until the day you die. But Jai Davis is the best friend ever. Along with like 5 others. she has always been there, & I just thought I had to say something about this great person. I would go through hell & high water for this girl. & she is like my older sister, that I love like family. Considering we think we are...
Stewie: Ugh Broody Jenner, I can't believe that came out of Bruce Jenners vagina.
Brian: Bruce Jenner is a man
Stewie: No that what the press wants you to belive, but no he is a woman. . .a beautiful, elegant, dutch woman
Good Times !
The Cotillion was so fun !, I had such a great time, & met great people. & maybe my baby mama.…. shhhhh don’t tell anyone. jk. Like Jai & Darien &Chris &everyone made it fun ! I can’t wait till 2 years to do it again. The only bad thing is they made run up & down the stairs to escort this chick who couldn’t find someone. I am honestly...
I’m back snitches ! >:D
Skype? Text? Phone call?
Can someone please Skype,Text,or Call me.
The wierd thing is she was crying, but the way she was standing over me it made...– Stewie Griffin
Don’t be so quick to fit in and don’t feel you have to try– Raapheal saadiq
I never have a pleasing blog post, so here it is tumblr world. SPRING BREAK IS ALMOST HERE & ITS GONNA BE GREAT! how you like them apples…or mangos…or. . you get the point.& all I know is, it’s time for shopping. So don’t try and mess with my springbreak or we will have a problem, not between us. us+Dorian=hell. so you get the point.
You’re all I need to get by– i don’t have a clue
The word everybody hates. . .homework
Now I know everybody in this world has a ounce of hate for the h-word…homework… .. now yes I am in high school now& yes I knew it would come with more responsibilities. But you know I didn’t sign up for all this shizz. I love learning but it’s not necessary to give up 50 pages of text book work, or a pointillism art project. Or a 60 problem take home quiz. I don’t...
I am going to have a side of mash potatoes, without a side of your attitude– Dorian
I have throw-up prettier things than you– Dr.Daniel
I don't need the speeches. . . .
Dont you hate it when someone that you are talking to always wants to make a life changing speech. Like I know what you are talking about, but I just don’t want to hear it. It drives me insane. & then the fact that you get mad when I say I know.… .it blows my day…
Is it necessary ?
Why do people always think they are the center of attention? You aren’t that special and what you do is annoying. Like not only do you ruin peoples day with your facial expressions but your comments just bring people down. Ugh it’s one of my pet peeves.
No matter how good you are to people you know, they’ll make you cry...– Raphael Saadiq
Why is it so hard for me to be your friend?
You know when people you see, you automatically wanna be there friends. Well once you around them a while, it’s not that easy to walk up and be like my name is Dorian. I mean you could but then the would look at you like wtf? and I doubt anybody wants to be looked at like that. Why can’t two people just walk up & say “Hi My name is Dorian, what is your name?” you know...
if you kill a butterfly in the past it might alter the future– Family Guy
Is it jealously?
Ok so my brother got into college…I am supposed to be happy ! but I am jealous kind of, because you know he gets all the attention and I want all the attention on me ! and the fact is that he doesn’t even care. Well once he flunks out I will be happy again…I guess. Like of course I will miss him and everything, but you know having him gone will be even better. I GET TO...
The conversations that we have. . . .
Ok so like Jai & Everse & I were oovooing and they let out so epic burps. like so manly ass burps, these people.
I AM NOT MEAN. . .. just not nice. . .
Tell me why the other day i got called mean like 3 times in a day !, one was in art when this girl kept stepping on my last good nerve. So i was like imma deport you& then they looked at me and said that was mean. I ignored it and then kept it moving and then in my 5th period I said something about somebodies outfit, it was nasty looking anyway. But then she was like “that...
Don’t mess with me I won’t mess with you. Plain & simple– Little Jackie…with Dorian paraphrasing
Why Can't A girl & a guy talk without all these...
Ok so the other day the girl that I love found out, from who else… my brother… .and so I asked him wtf? why did you do that? & then he was like you like her right. & i was like yeah. . & then he was like “Well then I helped you out”. NO YOU DIDNT HELP ME OUT YOU IGNORAMOUS ! you made things worse, & now it is awkward between us. that is what I mean by...